Dear Michigan,
I wish you would make up your mind as to the weather. Switching back and forth between 70s and 30s is getting exhausting. As soon as I get used to warm weather and sunshine, we're back to freezing cold and pouring down rain. Make up your mind already!
Sincerely,
A non-winter-loving resident
Dear Chickens,
Stop standing in your food.
Love,
Your aspiring chicken-farmer.
Dear Box Elder Bugs,
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!? I had really hoped that you were strictly Washington residents, and finding you here has been an unwelcome surprise. Please leave.
Sincerely,
A Bug Hater
Dear Coffee,
Thank you for always being here for me.
Lovingly,
The Mother of a Newborn
Dear Washing Machine,
Thank you so much for your hard work over the past few weeks. Your ability to handle approximately a hundred burp rags and burp blankets every couple of days is a huge blessing.
Gratefully,
The Mother of a Spit-Uppy Newborn
Dear Mom,
Thank you for filling my freezer with delicious food while you were here, and for making it so worthwhile to sojourn down to the basement for a frozen peanut butter cookie.
Your Perpetually Starving Daughter
Dear Husband,
Thank you for marrying me two years ago today. I can't imagine life without you.
With tremendous love,
Your Wife
Dear Newborn Son,
Thank you for being so cute, cuddly, and happy, and for sleeping 4 hours last night. Thank you for all your little smiles, squeaks, and the way you love bath time. I love you, and you are precious to me.
With love and exhaustion,
Your Mother
I wish you would make up your mind as to the weather. Switching back and forth between 70s and 30s is getting exhausting. As soon as I get used to warm weather and sunshine, we're back to freezing cold and pouring down rain. Make up your mind already!
Sincerely,
A non-winter-loving resident
Dear Chickens,
Stop standing in your food.
Love,
Your aspiring chicken-farmer.
Dear Box Elder Bugs,
WHY ARE YOU HERE?!? I had really hoped that you were strictly Washington residents, and finding you here has been an unwelcome surprise. Please leave.
Sincerely,
A Bug Hater
Dear Coffee,
Thank you for always being here for me.
Lovingly,
The Mother of a Newborn
Dear Washing Machine,
Thank you so much for your hard work over the past few weeks. Your ability to handle approximately a hundred burp rags and burp blankets every couple of days is a huge blessing.
Gratefully,
The Mother of a Spit-Uppy Newborn
Dear Mom,
Thank you for filling my freezer with delicious food while you were here, and for making it so worthwhile to sojourn down to the basement for a frozen peanut butter cookie.
Your Perpetually Starving Daughter
Dear Husband,
Thank you for marrying me two years ago today. I can't imagine life without you.
With tremendous love,
Your Wife
Dear Newborn Son,
Thank you for being so cute, cuddly, and happy, and for sleeping 4 hours last night. Thank you for all your little smiles, squeaks, and the way you love bath time. I love you, and you are precious to me.
With love and exhaustion,
Your Mother
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